I made up this song today while eating corn chips from an ant-infested bag... (yes, they chewed through the plastic)...
I hate ants
Yes I do
I want to murder them all
With my shoe
They managed to wiggle their way into my closed jar of honey. Through the plastic into our one precious bag of corn chips. Through the box into my coconut milk powder. Into my bag of candies that I give to my students (I had to pour the bag on the classroom floor today in order to distinguish between candy and ant - nearly similar in size too - only to then stomp out the innocent little lives of all the ants so we could get to the candy... needless to say, we were all feeling rather itchy after that scene). They crawl on our plastic saran wrap, on our dish towels, into our freezer (bad decision, ants!...we now have a mass grave of hard-bodied vermin in our freezer)... and the list really does go on.
I really don't hate any of God's beautiful creatures on earth. Except ants. It's official. I hate them.
Monday, September 14, 2009
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